FUNNY EXAM PAPER

1. Write your name in less than 15 minutes and 15 letters (only alphabets are allowed, no numerics or "_" are allowed)


3. age group?
(a) less than 0
(b) equal to 0
(c) greater than 0

4. What is 2 + 2 =__
(a) IV
(b) Four
(c) 4

5. If you have only one brother, how many brothers
does your brother have?
(a) none
(b) one
(c) question is too personal

6. Complete the following sentence... .(5 marks)
______ ________ ________ _________ _______.

7. If there are 365 days in one year, how many days make a year?

8. Read the sentense carefully and answer the following question:
"My mother's daughter's brother's daughter's mother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".

Q. How many times the word "mother" appears in the above statement?
(a) None
(b) some times
(c) uncountable

9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you get:
(a) One rupee?
(b) 100 paise?

10. What do you do on a honeymoon?
(a) Collect Honey
(b) Admire Moon
(c) Collect Honey while admiring the moon

11. Earth is Flat?
(a) False
(b) Indeed False

12. If A = B & B = C then is B = A ?
(a) yes
(b) no
(c) OUT OF SYLLABUS

13. If you have lunch during lunch-time, what will you have during dinner-time?

14. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.


15. This is question number
(a) 1
(b) 15
(c) 17

16. If 2 + 3 = 5, is 3 + 2 = 5

(a) YES
(b) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR


17. What is the capital of India?
(a) india
(b) INDia
(c) INDIA

18. If a, e, i, o and u are collectively called "vowels". What are e, a,o, u and i are called?


19. What comes first?
(a) the Egg
(b) the Omelet


20. Spell MYTHOLOGY

21. Mrs Sinha is Mr Sinha's
(a) Father
(b) Brother
(c) Son
(d) Daughter

22. Car A starts from X & car B from Y. X and Y are located 175 miles apart from each other. How many wheels does each car have?
(a) One
(b) Four
(c) 175

23. To reach the 1th floor of the World Trade Center, how many buttons would you press in the elevator?
(a) 1

(b) 15


24. Complete the series [ 3 marks]
1, 1, 1, 1, 1,1, _, _, _.


25. On which day Good Friday falls
(a) Sunday
(b) Tuesday

(c) Saturday